JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES NEVER CAME BACK

[♔Chello]

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES NEVER CAME BACK

Here's a funny incident that happened in the 90s.
This was before I met my wife, and I lived in a central apartment in the center of a city.
All my siblings were religious; one of my brothers was Pentecostal, the other and my sister Jehovah's Witnesses.

I was myself, and was regularly visited by my siblings, because they wanted to "save" me from eternal damnation.
I had no problem arguing with them, but made it clear that they had to respect my views, because I respected theirs.

One day the doorbell rang, and outside stood a nicely dressed man and informed me that he was from Jehovah's Witnesses.

I did as I usually do - said no thanks and slammed the door in his face..!
However, he was a little faster than me, because he put his shoe between the door and the frame just as I slammed the door shut, and when I saw this, I pulled extra hard.
He screamed AAUUU !!!

He then managed to twist his foot free from the shoe (an expensive patent shoe) as he hurriedly limped away.
The shoe was left behind.

The next day I was visited by my brother, who told me about the incident, which had been discussed in an internal meeting, and he realized that it was me they were talking about because of the address.
If they had asked him first, they would have been advised not to seek me out with the intention of converting, because he knew how I would react.

I made an agreement with him that I would be "peaced" and never be visited by Jehovah's Witnesses again.
He took the shoe with him when he left.

That's how it went - I was never visited by them again.
A few years later, all my siblings left their religion, and I welcomed them back.